Bleak Wilderness

For those of you who have always wanted to see what Harry Hamlin might look like after being sliced in half by pygmies -- and you know who you are, so don't try to be coy -- I've got just the movie for you. And if you've always wanted to see Steve Zahn get fellated by a turkey -- that's right, get his pecker pecked -- well, it's a two-fer.