DMX to George Zimmerman: Die, motherfucker, die!

Does George Zimmerman really know what he's getting into when he gets in the ring with DMX? Maybe he should pay closer attention to the tune DMX and Eminem recorded for Cradle 2 the Grave.

Or maybe he shouldn't.

Yeah, that's right George: Go ahead and fight the guy. Then go to sleep...

Coming soon: The Expendables

Damn! Why can't get this movie in 3-D?

What is it good for? Well, not quite absolutely nothing, but...

The teaming of action stars Jet Li and Jason Statham may raise audience expectations for a lean, mean ass-kicking machine, but War turns out to be a flabby and formulaic programmer. Early scenes appear to promise a clever commingling of elements from Dashiell Hammett’s Red Harvest (by way of Akira Kurosawa’s Yojimbo) with Michael Cimino’s disreputably rousing Year of the Dragon. But the flick quickly devolves into a standard-issue crime drama laced with routine martial artistry.

You can read my full Variety review here.