Thank God she's a country girl

According to That Nashville Sound, Lindsay Lohan may be headed to Music City for a comeback project. Hey, if Burt Reynolds can cut a Country album...

How low can Lindsay Lohan go?

Lindsay Lohan's career continues its slow, sad spiral down the drain. The latest public humiliation: The New York Daily News reports Lohan has been booted from the cast of an indie film because she's not considered as "bankable" as co-stars Woody Harrelson, Alanis Morrissette and Giovanni Ribisi. And, mind you, she was cast in the first place only because the actress originally signed for her role, Brittany Murphy, died. Bummer.

Lindsay Lohan displays her artistic integrity (among other things)

Hey, if it's good enough for The Huffington Post, it's good enough for me.

Razzie dazzled

Speaking of Lindsay Lohan: I Know Who Killed Me -- which should never, under any circumstances, be confused with I Trust You to Kill Me -- dominated the list of the dissed Saturday at the 28th annual Golden Raspberry Awards (a.k.a., the Razzies).

The naked truth about Lindsay Lohan

From Advertising Age: "Have you ever wondered why Lindsay Lohan, who hasn't shown much skill in chosen fields such as acting or singing, gets so many magazine covers?" A snarky question, to be sure, but it's hard for me to dispute the answer offered by Nat Ives. On the other hand, I'm not altogether sure the troubled actress has chosen the best of all possible role models.

Kiss and tell

Pity poor Lindsay Lohan. In return for a reportedly hefty payment, one of her ex-lovers has revealed to a London tabloid many of the juicy details about their sex life. Extreme sports enthusiast and el supremo skank Riley Giles refers to Lindsay as a "nymphomaniac," a term customarily used by losers when they get kicked to the curb by women who enjoy sex as much as they do, and claims: "She’s wild in bed. We’d have sex a couple of times in the day and then go to it through the night ... We once did it four times in a row straight. That was crazy. Lindsay was insatiable. She’d demand sex again and again. We’d go at it for hours. She’d have worn out most guys.”

So let me see if I have this straight: According to Mr. Stud Muffin here, any woman who wants to have sex six times during the course of a single day is a "nymphomaniac." And because he can, at age 24, rise to this sort of challenge, that makes him some sort of fantastically resilient cocksman. That's about the gist of it, Riley?

Geez, I'm glad this guy never met some of the women I knew when I was back in college. He might have had to give his interview from a hospital bed.

Busted again

The ongoing train wreck that is Lindsay Lohan's life has taken another turn for the worse -- just a few days before the release of her latest movie, a thriller with a title that, at the rate she's going, I fear may prove terribly ironic. Or, worse, prescient.

Good luck, Lindsay

I fully realize that it's quite fashionable to make fun of Lindsay Lohan. I also realize that when someone of my, ahem, advanced years speaks kindly of her, it may seem a bit, well, pervy. Like, I care. Anyone who has ever dealt with a loved one with a substance abuse problem will understand where I'm coming from. As for anyone else who has a snarky comment to make, I have an ass for you to kiss.

Lindsay Lohan is a talented individual who has struggled with her own demons, and likely knows the true color of darkness. At the risk of sounding paternalistic: I wish her well as she tries to regain control of her destiny.

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