Coming soon: The Legend of Tarzan

First, The Green Hornet kicked his ass. Then, James Bond messed him up. And now it looks like Tarzan will be the latest hero to bitch slap Christoph Waltz. I hope the poor guy is getting well paid for all this.

Everything I know about manliness, I learned from Tarzan

You, too, can be as manly as Tarzan -- and, better still, actually sound like The Lord of the Jungle -- by following these simple directions. (Hat tip to John Guidry, the very model of manly manliness.)

R.I.P.: Gordon Scott (1927-2007)

This just in from New Orleans-based pop culture maven John Guidry, my reliable source for all things related to Lord Greystoke: Gordon Scott, arguably the best movie Tarzan this side of Johnny Weissmuller, has gone to the great jungle treehouse in the sky. In his honor, take another look at Tarzan's Greatest Adventure (with a pre-007 Sean Connery in a villainous role). And read this unexpectedly affecting story about Scott's post-Tarzan life.